1、Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. 男孩：这个座位是空的么？ 女孩：是的，如果你坐下，...

1、Goldfish金鱼 Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them? Stan: In the bathroom 。 Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath? Stan: Blindfold（蒙眼睛）them! 斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。 弗雷德：...

1、Warning Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we would be coming. When we a...

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一校但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不...

Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more....

1.Returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. "Daddy, who won the golf game? You or Uncle Richie?" "Uncle Richie and I don't play golf to win," my husband hedged. "We ju...

So a guy goes to a fancy dress party with nothing but a girl on his back. “So what are you supposed to be?” the host asked. “I'm a snail.” The guy replied. The host said. “But all you've got is that girl on your back!” “That’s ...

1.Warning Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we would be coming. When we ar...

One or Two Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish. Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two. 顾客：服务员，我盘子里怎么只有一块肉？ 服务员：先生，请稍候，我去把它切成两块。 Father and Son Son: Is i...

A:Armstrong went(go的过去式) to the moon,that great! B:That's nothing,my father went to the sun! A:The sun?It's very hot! B:That's doesn't matter.He went to there at night! 参考译文:A:阿姆斯特朗去过月球，真棒！ B:这不算什么，我...